Chris Ellis @intrbiz@bergamot.social

@tchorix & I are presenting on data modeling within #PostgreSQL in a storytelling fashion at @posetteconf, a free virtual event hosted by #Microsoft that's all about #Postgres this June 10-12!

Want to tune in? Add the livestream to your calendar, or register (optionally) here: https://posetteconf.com/2025/talks/postgres-storytelling-cunning-schema-design-with-creative-data-modeling/ (or, wait until the recording is out after the event!)

Illustrations will be completed by Scarlett Riggs, who we are very excited to be working with.

This talk should be great for anyone that's looking to understand things from the perspectives of an application developer, and a seasoned database administrator; here, you'll be able to learn when it is best to handle logic within the database vs. the application!

Looking forward to seeing you there 📽️

#techevent #tech #opensource #foss #oss #data #database #dba #applicationdeveloper #dev #technology #freesoftware

On June 12, join our CEO @c2main at 11:30 AM CEST for a FREE livestream @ @posetteconf regarding Pressure Stall Information within the world of #PostgreSQL.

Use this link to add the livestream to your calendar & optionally register, or follow us to get the recording after the conference when it becomes available!

posetteconf.com/2025/talks/resource-control-admission-i-have-a-date-with-my-psi/

#POSETTEConf #Postgres #SQL #Linux #opensource #FOSS #OSS #developer #tech #techevent #DevOps

Paul Krugman’s latest brings up a point I’d missed:

This chicken-with-its-head-cut-off tariff policymaking is now “putting much higher tariffs on intermediate goods used in manufacturing than on final goods” (see screenshot below, taken from the article).

That means Trump has actually managed to •disincentivize• electronics manufacturing in the US.

…or at least this second, but who knows what US policy will be in 15 minutes? Way to go, geniuses! Companies, come invest here! You’ll get screwed now, but at least you can’t count on the future at all! USA! USA!

https://paulkrugman.substack.com/p/the-trump-tariffs-just-got-even-worse

Self explanatory.

"Don't trust Carney, he's just a guy with a banker's haircut and "fancy" resume... trust my husband!" -- Mrs. Pierre Poilievre

#noSecurityClearance #elxn45 #cdnpoli #poilievre #canada

Due to the new tariffs that came into effect on April 5th, we’re temporarily pausing US sales of a few of our base Framework Laptop 13 systems (Ultra 5 125H and Ryzen 5 7640U).

For now, these models will be removed from our US site.

We will continue to provide updates as we have them.

Olympic Committee confirms downhill skiing event will not be held down the NASDAQ as it's too steep

Welcome pgMustard as a Supporter sponsor of PGDay UK 2025 in London!

https://2025.pgday.uk/sponsors/

#postgres #pgdayuk #london #opensource #database

Welcome Nexteam as a Benefactor sponsor of PGDay UK 2025 in London!

https://2025.pgday.uk/sponsors/

#postgres #pgdayuk #london #opensource #database

For them, it’s all there in black and white.

I've identified a way of scaling up human-level general intelligence for much less than the hundreds of billions of dollars OpenAI claim to need to spend.

It's called nursery education and free school meals. It takes about 18 years to take full effect, but if you start now it'll overtake LLMs in usefulness within 1 year.

#Eureka #California #HandsOff

As the FT points out:

'In a matter of days [Trump] has undone trusted global relationships that have taken decades to build. The task of reviving such trust, even after Trump is no longer in office, will be gargantuan — if it is possible at all'.

What will happen when a global hegemon's 'leadership' crumbles. If we are entering an interregnum, will a new hegemon emerge or multipolarity (a series of regional blocs) will become the norm.

As you will know, I think the latter!

#politics

Come see Chris Ellis (@intrbiz) talk about "Fun With UUIDs"!

#PostgreSQL #Conference #PGConfDE #Berlin

https://www.postgresql.eu/events/pgconfde2025/sessions/session/6550-fun-with-uuids/

Wanted: a patched phone operating system which instead of having permissions for apps returns them all random data, unless I have allowed them access to the real thing.

Randomly generated address books, location coordinates, WiFi network names, picture folders full of noise, battery levels that fluctuate wildly.

Fucking poison the data gathering well. Make it looks pretty realistic. My phone has enough storage and compute to create realistic looking names and telephone numbers. Let the advertisers think I'm traveling back and forth on the Orient express.

Huge news, we’re launching 6 new products today!

pgFlustered — for understanding Postgres errors
pgCustard — a monitoring and alerting service
pgBusted — repairs corruption
pgDuster — tunes autovacuum
pgRusted — convert functions to PL/Rust
pgKetchup — for replication lag issues